I got so pissed off about the notion of bisexual privilege I burned my avocado.
I want to cry.
Who the fuck thinks there is such a thing as bisexual privilege?
bigger question! how do you burn an avocado?
You cook it in a pan with canned tuna fish, a little oil, an onion, and sriracha sauce, leaving it for about twenty minutes while you rage at your computer about how foolish the notion of bisexual privilege is.
Then you serve it over pasta and eat it anyhow because food is expensive.
that sounds amazing…except the whole burning it part….also bisexual privilege is one of the silliest things I’ve heard all day